my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
nearly every family on disney channel
- goofy dumb parent(s)
- naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
- sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
- younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something
what do you mean ‘nearly’ this is literally every family on disney
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Skinny girls are praised literally everywhere
I don’t give a FUCK if ONE song says “Fuck those skinny bitches”
shut the fuck up
the problem with tumblr is that you arrive all fresh and innocent with your otps and your canon-compliant headcanons, but you’re on here long enough and one day you realize its 1 am and all your otps have turned into threesomes and you’re trying to figure out how they could conceivably all become art thieves and/or space pirates.
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
WHAT DO WE WANT?
PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!
WHERE DO WE WANT IT?
OR ON DVD
OR LITERALLY ANYWHERE THATS AVAILABLE PUBLICLY
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Florida is like it’s own country I swear
As a half-time Floridian, I attest to this dialogue.