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squided:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct…

(Source: camo--zamboni)

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

(via sam-winchester-cries-during-sex)

coolflashyname:

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

Why did you write the same thing two times?

(via orgasmic-humor)

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via asassybitchjust)

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

(via sokkaflockaflameo)

theboywhofangirled:

moriartyandsons:

theboywhofangirled:

idlely-rambling:

sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey:

noxbat23:

theboywhofangirled:

LEGS

SHOULDERS

KNEES

AND TOES

YOU IDIOTS IT’S HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES GET IT RIGHT

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT WITH LEGS???

THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN

(Source: kimpossibooty, via likeigiveabother)

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